I Fucked The Queen

Back on the road tomorrow for some discotheque action at London’s finest indie night; If You Tolerate BIS, Kenickie Will Be Next. Neil and Anna are guest DJs and I might hit the decks for a hardcore Rick Astley session if i'm not spotted early on and end up being man-marked by a 7ft bouncer with a skinhead. If the latter applies you'll find me dancing like Dean Moriarty in a brothel to the sounds of sweet sweet Pop music.

Don't forget its jubilee weekend...

So get your t-shirts here, your gimp suites here and bring your best plans for the desturction of the monarchy!